Monday, July 20, 2009
The Simon's Tips for Staying Cool at Work
-Wave arms frantically with tongue out while yelling “hot” over and over
-Keep cold Mountain Dew under each armpit
-See if WiFi reaches ocean. If so, go in ocean
-Pat brow with handkerchief while speaking with Southern accent
-Hire interns to fan you with giant palm leaf
-Talk about feelings with a cube-mate
-Report sun to HR
-Pre-freeze underwear before coming to work
-Sleep under desk
-Have icy conversation with Jodi Cararas
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