Super sleuth The Simon has been tasked by the Demand Media Yard to find the culprit who has been leaving gum in the men's urinal.
The Simon has narrowed suspects to men. "Elementary, my dear." The Simon stated. Despite posted warnings, the Gummer has struck 2nd floor twice this week, almost taunting The Simon to find him.
"There is a serial gummist amongst us. But have no fear Demanders, The Simon will find him."
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