Wednesday, July 22, 2009

The Simon Presents: How to Cope With the Daily Commute




-Honk, that always works
-Listen to KCRW, take a shot every time Warren Olney says “Reporter’s Notebook”
-Bike…Just kidding, that’s a fool’s dream
-Use stressball to throw at annoying drivers
-Utilize power of book, ‘The Secret’ and wish for traffic to disappear
-Call in to Rush Limbaugh program and weigh in on issue of universal health care
-Try going in reverse
-Construct large yard catapult. Launch self to work
-Find secret highway that society’s elite only use
-Work from home

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