Thursday, July 9, 2009

The Simon Says

Dear The Simon,

My mother-in-law recently offer me her “extra” handicapped parking placard for my car, but I just don’t feel right using it. Then again, it would be pretty sweet to park up front at Costco.

Should I accept? What are the potential karmic repercussions?

Sincerely,
Handicaptor


The Simon Says
Dearest Handicaptor,
No one cares if you are miserable, so you might as well be happy.
But karma comes only when deserved, and then is as inevitable as destiny, for it is destiny.
If you go to Costco, The Simon recommends picking up the econ-o-pack of those Bagel Bites Pizzas. Man, those things rule.

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