"No Jessica, you are pretty. Can I go to bed now?"Up all night, The Simon, tried to comfort somewhat pop-celebrity, Jessica Simpson, after she was dumped by Dallas Cowboys' Quarterback, Tony Romo. "Uh, she won't stop crying." A sleep deprived The Simon said. "She keeps muttering the number '9' (Romo's jersey number) she sounds like a bad Beatles song."
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