Santa Monica- The Simon, beloved persona behind, The Daily Simon
was reported as “safe” and “in good spirits” after a fire alarm went off
Shortly after 1PM PST.
“The Simon has never been through a fire alarm” The Simon said.
“The Simon’s deep and fulfilled life, flashed before The Simon’s eyes.”
Santa Monica Firefighters on hand told TDS that the alarm was triggered by the 4th floor.
“Turns out, it was some goofball burnt his popcorn at Google” Kip the fireman reported
“Those guys are such tools. They’d burn water if you gave them the chance. Thankfully, all their meals are catered.”
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