The Simon Celebrates Coke Milestone

The Simon congratulated Tim Edmundson, facilities coordinator, for delivering his 20,000th can of Coke to the DM refrigerators on Tuesday. Like Mean Joe Green giving his game jersey to a young fan, The Simon gave the can of Coke to an emotional up Mr. Edmundson. "This feels awesome," said Mr. Edmundson of Squaw Valley, Calif. "I couldn't be more stoked." The Simon also presented Mr. Ednumdson with a certificate of courage for his continued hard work and a $25 gift certificate to Red Lobster.

The Simon Emerges for Promotional Deals

The recently reclusive The Simon emerged from his office and back to the Demand spotlight to help all around happenin' guy, Jeremy Reed to help @JebReed on Twitter. "This is great" Mr. Reed told TDS.
After confusion around a few of Mr. Reed's Tweets, The Simon made a quick promotional deal with Jebreedredone run by Soren Bowie.


Mr. Bowie has also had his share of gossip and buzz this week. Rumors have been flying with Mr. Bowie being romantically linked to The Movie Maven after a recent guest starring role with Ms. Perry. "No comment." Mr. Bowie told TDS with a somewhat sloppy grin on his face.