In honor of Jeremy “JDawg” Reed’s 40th Birthday
1. Adopt youthful nickname like “JDawg”
2. Start every sentence with “In my day…”
3. Complain eggs are cold when eating breakfast at Denny’s
4. Knee bends, knee bends, knee bends
5. Move to house in Miami with Betty White and Rue McClanahan
6. Learn “Matlock” series, debate at duck pond
7. Start voting Republican
8. Throw off younger co-workers by using phrases like “Psych” and “Cowabunga”
9. Write a terse letter to the editor of local newspaper
10. Try not to comprehend any new technology
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