The Simon- Smoker since the age of 13.
The Simon's brand- Parliaments
The Simon's peak- During college, The Simon was smoking 2 packs a day
The Simon's last wish- After his demise, The Simon would like his lungs donated to those anti-smoking programs that go to high schools and scare the crap out of teens. The same teens who will swear not to smoke after seeing the charred coalmine lungs, then start smoking a few weeks later.
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