On the heels of the NBA Draft, The Simon decided to hold his own and selected Product Manager Brian McDonald as his #1 pick into the TDS Army.
The Simon had this to say about his pick: "After watching Brian eat 10 plus donuts The Simon was giving away, how could The Simon not draft this guy?"
McDonald was honored, thanking Jesus and his mother, for their guidance. McDonald was also impressed to learn that The Simon loves Gatorade, is a Cancer, and enjoys shooting 9mm's down at the gun range.
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