The Simon Declares Ceasefire for Taco Day

The Simon Enjoys a Cigarette While Accounting Burns

The Simon has granted a ceasefire during his onslaught of accounting, so both sides could enjoy tacos from Tacos Por Favor. "The Simon is a warrior, not a barbarian." The Simon declared. "Other days, The Simon want the streets to be stained with the blood of The Simon's enemies. Today...Salsa."