Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Station Fire Spreads to The Simon's Computer


Despite having a firewall, California wildfires spread to The Simon's computer on Tuesday. "Dry weather conditions, excessive amounts of alcohol heavy Germ-X Hand Sanitizer and a having a high speed internet connection creating the perfect storm allowing this to happen." said Mike Dietrich of the U.S. Forest Service. "We're just happy The Simon is safe." Surveying the damage, The Simon sifted through charred Apple Jacks and burnt cans of Mountain Dew.

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