McCutchen seen here with her appendix
Santa Monica- After abusive behavior, Jessica McCutchen's appendix, Stanley the Appendix Kowalski,
was kicked out of her body good, for causing, what authorities say,
"acute pain" to Studio Content Editor, Ms. McCutchen and her general well being.
"I'm not even sure what Stanley Appendix did for a living, he had no real function." Said friend Robyn Galbos
who was with Ms. McCutchen when her appendix started to act up.
"But we're all sitting there, having a good time and this jerk appendix starts bringing pain for like 6 to 10 hours."
Stanley the appendix was given a Temporary Restraining Order by Santa Monica courts,
but it did not stop the tissue was taunting Ms. McCutchen.
"This isn't over, woman." Stanley the appendix said, "You hear me? I’ll be back.!"
Demand Media would like to wish Ms. McCutchen a speedy recovery.
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