Queen Cararas: A shrewd business woman
The Simon stuffs his face
Queen of the 2nd Ward, Jodi Cararas,
using her powers of black magic and fried foods appears to have gained The Simon's ear.
Cararas critics have suggested Queen has put The Simon under her spell.
Queen Cararas stuffed The Simon's belly with a southern feast of fried chicken, gumbo, jambalaya and etouffee.
"Ah do declare, The Simon is mine." Queen Cararas said while sipping on a mint julep and fanning herself lying on her fainting couch.
“Lordy, this humidity is atrocious.”
A somewhat groggy The Simon had this to say:
"When The Simon is on Twitter, The Simon loves to follow Travels.com
and thinks you should too. http://twitter.com/travelsdotcom.
Did The Simon mention Travels.com?"
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