Thursday, December 10, 2009

Simon Missing & Presumed Sick. Authorities Question Flu Virus


Authorities on Thursday questioned a Flu virus after The Simon called in sick to work. DM employees hoped to track down the particular strain of Influenza that could have made The Simon ill, forcing him use a valuable sick day. Witnesses claimed to see 100,000 flu bugs storm The Simon the day prior. 50,000 went inside to cause havoc the while the remaining lay in wait for Mucinex and chicken soup.

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