Monday, December 7, 2009

The Simon Issues Weather Panic Warning


The Simon issued mandatory evacuation orders Monday for the offices on the 6th floor due to current and anticipated heavy rainfall and possible flooding or mudslides.

The Simon is expected to go door-to-door in the area to notify 6th floor occupants. “I ain’t leaving.” Feisty 6th floor occupant Ed Wirpsza told TDS. “Fiddlesticks to running. I’ve seen 2012. We’re finished.

Residents of the first and second floors will be advised to be prepared to evacuate should conditions warrant, according to The Simon Weather Panic Management Department.

Monday marked a very cold and wet start to the day for DM employees. The rain was strong and constant throughout the morning accumulating at least .00004 of an inch of rain.

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