Thursday, August 6, 2009

The Simon Finds Culprit Behind Copier Tomfoolery

Photo Courtesy of Joe "Peter Parker" Perez
Paper Jams, low ink toner, copier on the fritz; Demand employees have heard all of these reasons for a broken copy machine before. But thanks to The Simon's crack detective work, we now know why. Apparently, Charles Hilliard's identical twin-prank-playing brother, Selrahc, has been sabotaging the copier while DM staff are not around. Fraternal doppelganger Selrahc is only distinguishable to Charles only by his goatee and motto: spend, spend, spend.

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