High Five The Simon Day

The Simon who has given so much to TDS would like some love back.
All day Tuesday and Wednesday, when you see The Simon,
please give The Simon a 'high-five' along with some praise and/or affirmation.
Like 'You rock, The Simon' or 'I love you, The Simon' or 'The Simon, I would love to have a cig with you.'
(BTW- The Simon is trying to stop smoking, so maybe not so much the last one)

Is The Simon In You?

The Simon is working hard today, The Simon took a quick pause in his busy schedule to say: "There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same."

The Simon Drafts McDonald

On the heels of the NBA Draft, The Simon decided to hold his own and selected Product Manager Brian McDonald as his #1 pick into the TDS Army.
The Simon had this to say about his pick: "After watching Brian eat 10 plus donuts The Simon was giving away, how could The Simon not draft this guy?"
McDonald was honored, thanking Jesus and his mother, for their guidance. McDonald was also impressed to learn that The Simon loves Gatorade, is a Cancer, and enjoys shooting 9mm's down at the gun range.

The Simon Meets Rosenblatt

Santa Monica- The Simon jumped the shark today by meeting with club owner, Twitter user and CEO of Demand Media, Richard Rosenblatt. Rosenblatt was impressed:
RR: @TheSimon:"Being added to The Daily Simon is bitchin', man." about 10 minutes ago.
RR: @TheSimon:"Good to talk to you." about 9 minutes ago.
TheSimon @ RR: "Are we actually talking? You are right in front of me, but your lips aren't moving." about 8 minutes ago
RR @TheSimon: "Yes, don't you see my fingers typing? This is the power of social media." about 7 minutes ago

The Simon: The Real Most Interesting Man In the World

The Simon can fly a single engine plane, but with his green card status, is not able to get his pilot's license.

The Simon can play piano and has since the age of 3. The Simon originally went to Azusa Pacific as a music major before deciding to get into the seedy world of computer programming. The Simon is licensed to teach piano in China and is a level 8 piano instructor. (whatever the hell that means)

The Simon can also play guitar.

Basically, The Simon dominates.

The Simon: Livestrong or Die Tryin'

The Simon- Smoker since the age of 13.
The Simon's brand- Parliaments
The Simon's peak- During college, The Simon was smoking 2 packs a day
The Simon's last wish- After his demise, The Simon would like his lungs donated to those anti-smoking programs that go to high schools and scare the crap out of teens. The same teens who will swear not to smoke after seeing the charred coalmine lungs, then start smoking a few weeks later.

The Simon: Follow the White Rabbit

The Simon, who is married, first met his bride to be at Paradise
(an LA dance/club/bar)
The Simon was 19 when he met Maggie.
How did The Simon get into a bar one may ask?
With the fake ID The Simon made, of course!
The Simon was a true whiz at making ID's on Photoshop
and then using a blow-dryer to fasten the plastic.
The Simon- the guy EVERYONE wanted to know in college.